Mi name is Miguel and this is my blog. I geek out from time to time.I am dude, if you wanna know something there is an ask box down there and like... enjoy!


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aardanykey:

gelatins:

if you wanna join my gang punk you gotta be hardcore. *pulls out  temporary tattoos* choose a tat, but don’t choose the kitty that one is mine

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

acumbercollectiveofhiddlestoners:

I laughed so hard I almost got kicked out of the theatre because of this fuck you Fury 

When I watched it the whole theatre was in stitches.

brokendildo:

yall think this shit is sexual but this is from kill bill when she was watchin her mom get killed bye

brokendildo:

yall think this shit is sexual but this is from kill bill when she was watchin her mom get killed bye

(Source: hiphopandanime)

gameangels:

Oh—it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible)

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks